Sacramental Sightings
Nothing like spending Easter Sunday at Ruby Tuesday’s. I’m a sucker for the sight of young attractive couples with children—also very old couples laughing, and lollipops—and the one sitting next to me with their cute little tot was fifty feminine pounds and a male Star Wars obsession away from fitting the bill. Close as I’ve gotten in years.
“As Bernie Mac once said!” the man suddenly announced. “If you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. But if you have a daughter you have to worry about every penis in the world!”
The wife cracked up.
He followed it with another penile aphorism by Bernie Mac. The chubby wife cracked up again, deeply.
I say this is closer to heaven than spitting up eggshells.
